{Fig Newton}

2.05.2006

SEAHAWKS WIN THE SUPER BOWL........

.......is what we should be hearing if the game was not refereed by CROOKED FRIGEN ZEBRAS. First they take away a TD from Seattle, but then they give one to the Steelers and called a BULLSHIT holding call that would allowed Seattle to win. I thought there were measures put in place to make sure this crap does not happen. What has this game come to? Fixed!! Just bullshit. These referees should be taken out back and beaten with baseball bat. To take that away from Seattle, only because Steelers are a favorite. Theses zebras need hold their heads down in shame as they are pathetic human waste.

Go HAWKS

2.04.2006

Revenge is SAWEEEEEET

And in case you were needing a few ideas.........

1. Revenge on a dirty roommate - using a hairdryer blow flour or powder under their door to give everything an awesome white coat...

2. Revenge on a neighbor - write a nasty message on your target's lawn in weed killer, they'll never get rid of the bald patches...

3. Revenge on anyone who doesn't live with you - put gelatin down your target's toilet, in a few days it'll get solid...

4. When your roommate goes away, water his/her carpet and sow mustard and cress seeds for a lush shag pile...

5. Revenge on a neighbor - replace weed killer with plant food - they'll curse their green fingers...

6. Float unwrapped chocolate bars and toilet paper in your neighbor's pool...

7. Get as many alarm clocks as possible, set them for different times throughout the night and hide them on your roommate's room...

8. Fill your coworker's umbrella or coat hood with hole-punch waster, or even better four for a sudden blizzard...

9. Take your friend's bike, get a ladder and raise it over a lamppost so that it passes through the whole in the middle of the bike frame. Hide and witness their frustration...

10. Take your boyfriend's favorite clubbing shirt and use an ultraviolet pen and write what's on your mind, under any black light your message will appear...

11. Revenge on golfers - put dog crap in golf holes...

12. Make up elaborate flyers for a wild party at your enemy's home and wait for the guests to arrive...

13. Place a singles ad with your ex's phone number in newspapers and websites...

14. Subscribe your enemy to every form of junk mail you can lay your hands on, the more embarrassing the better...

15. Subscribe your ex to all sorts of weird sex magazines but send them to his neighbor's...

2.03.2006

Le Bron's Full Court Shot

amazing

1.31.2006

Falling Whale Blubber

I mean my god, what did you think was going to happen?

Funny Bear Commercial

1.27.2006

A Classic

this one never gets old

1.26.2006

Don't Smoke in Bed

never will again.

WTF - Commercial

can somebody explain this to me?

Weird Asian Game Show

and you thought we had weird game shows!

I-Go Soccer

now this looks like fun

1.25.2006

Sad Day in Hollywood - Chris Penn foun dead

This is just horrible. Not sue how he died, have not completed the article.

I thought his performance in Reservoir Dogs and Starsky and Hutch were awesome!!!

He was only 40, even though several web sites calim he was 43.

For now here is the CNN story that told me.

Here is what IMDB has on it

He will be dearly missed. Will find some more info on him later.